Spaß

Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long,
ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all and
the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his
hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally leans
over and asks the other what his secret is.
"mmmmf mmmmf."
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"mmmmf mmmmf."
"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you."
The successful man spits something into his hand.
"You've got to keep your worms warm."

A man walks into a tavern and sees a jarful of cash
on the bar. He asks the bartender what the jar of
cash is for and the bartender says, "If you can make
my horse laugh, you win the money." So, the man
walks around back of the tavern, whispers in the
horses ear and the horse starts laughing and
snorting and stomping his hooves. The man walks
back into the tavern and takes the jar of cash.
A few weeks later, the same man walks into the
tavern and sees another jar of cash on the bar. He
asks the bartender what the jar of cash is for and the
bartender says "My horse hasn't stopped laughing
since you were in here last and if you can make my
horse stop laughing you win the money." So the man
walks around the back of the tavern and everyone
hears the loudest sobbing and crying coming from
the horse. The man walks up to the bar and reaches
for the jar of cash.
"Hold on a minute, says the bartender. I've gotta
know what you said to that horse." "Well," says the
man, "the first time I came in, I told him that my
penis was bigger than his."
"And the second time?" Asked the bartender.
"I showed him."